Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
do nipples grow back?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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