I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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