She's JV to your varsity
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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