there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
