You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize