So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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