he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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