Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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