You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
