Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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