True but thats because hes a fetus.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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