I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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