Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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