So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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