Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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