We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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