all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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