I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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