Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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