i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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