chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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