It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
A+ Viking dick
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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