I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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