New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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