No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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