If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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