when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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