Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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Goodbee
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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