This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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