He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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