gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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