Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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