That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just high enough for therapy.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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