you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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