Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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