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Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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