sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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