im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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