is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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