so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
