i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he was CRYING into my vagina
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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