i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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