You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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