And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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