How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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