i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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