): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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