so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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