no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
