i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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