even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I licked your asshole in confidence.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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