The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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