is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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