haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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