My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she peed on how many people?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
