Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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